Trust me, the pleasure is all yours

STRANGEWAYS LIKES: saddle shoes, semi-trucks with no beds, baggy jeans, any cat that drags its butt, space ice cream, gays.

STRANGEWAYS LOATHES: mouths that are never at rest, the MTA, a bouncy gate, Wendy's, litterbugs, blogs, daily hygiene, probably you.

Now that we've been formally introduced, let the depravity commence...